MOM's (Mom's of Multiples) are Freaks of Nature

The Twins aren't even here and I have already had so many strange comments about them, that when my friend Helen sent me this video link I saw clearly my future - and the fact that the comments aren't over.

The following is an actual conversation I had with one of my college-educated co-workers at school:

Them: Oh, it's twins? Do you know what you're having?

Me: A boy and a girl.

Them: Are they identical?

Me: Did you not hear my previous answer?

Them: It's so scary to have twins, how will you do it?

Me: I don't know, I just will.

Them: I'm glad it's not me.

Me: Me, too.